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naturepunk:

elegantwolves:

by Klaus Bulgrin

I’m gonna eat this rock. The whole rock. Just eat it. 

naturepunk:

elegantwolves:

by Klaus Bulgrin

I’m gonna eat this rock. The whole rock. Just eat it. 

(via andrewquo)

magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.

(Source: astoundingbeyondbelief, via andrewquo)

alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

(via andrewquo)

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

(via laughbitches)

burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

(via gordoananke)

employer: so what's your motivation to get a job

me: i need money to buy my stupid anime shit

tvgropes:

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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

(Source: todoyurika, via africandad)

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via laughing-llama)

fireyturtle:

nicelanderenzeru:

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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This post describes me in every way

(Source: alcomol, via tumblaughter)

tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

(Source: smackable, via smosh)